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Pee on my shirt!

I have pee on my shirt and pee in my hair.  
There’s pee on the couch and pee on the chair.  
I did not know that pee could fly but I am pretty sure there’s some in my eye. I didn’t like these shoes anyway.  My socks are fine for the rest of the day.  This toilet training might be the end of me. If you see me fall over just let me be.  Feed me some snacks and give me some water…then wake me up when this program is over.  Wait a minute, what? It’s done and it’s over.  I knew we could do it but a Phew is in order.
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Sleep walking!

I need sleep....Did you say something? Oh I am sorry I fell asleep for a moment.  You need me to what? Follow Through? Shoot I missed that because I fell asleep there for a moment.  Ok let me just find that paperwork you need.  I forgot where I put it.  I might’ve been asleep when you gave it to me. Can you give me another copy? By the way, I need to leave today’s meeting a little early.  I meant to tell you that when you walked in but I fell asleep there for a moment.  Sign what? Oh wait I thought I had already.  Oops I fell asleep there for a moment.